Scientific Proof on why Chrisitian Women Shouldn’t Wear Bikinis

There are 3 concepts missing here: (1) females like to flaunt themselves, (2) some men take advantage of that, and (3) some men puke because they’re grossed out by exhibitionism, vanity, taunting, and watching women trying to manipulate men (or, more particularly, try to gain leverage on something that isn’t theirs to manipulate). It’s a game; it’s a game called Courtship to be followed by Playing House”. Men aren’t stupid; fewer men reach for their wallets than hold onto them, remember!

Iron-Age male maxim still valid today: men are interested in women; women are interested in men’s interest in women; women like to look at themselves. Take the time to look …! Those who live in cities need only go for a a couple of stops on the subway, even on a bus!

Psychologically, this is a phase of Freud’s “penis envy” theory; he was wrong that women are envious of penes (that’s the proper Latin plural of ‘tail’, btw); but, rather, that women attempt to control penes by taking something off, acting more ‘natural’ by vamping, and by looking like they’re about to be raped or something. Guess what?

There are whole tribes who wear nothing, nothing at all, and men spend exactly the same amount of time erect and sexually aroused as Esquimos sucking blubber. Girls, you ain’t doin’ nothin’; you’re just exercising your fantasies because you think that all these games — Courting, Fashion, Vamping, Marriage, Playing House, Having Babies …, etc., are all about you. Guess what?

It ain’t. Any man can do better on the net for free — or cheaper Downtown (another game). Men are used to taking reality checks; it’s a dangerous, competitive world out there — just full of people trying to lead men astray, grab their money, and take them for fools.

Ultimately, IT — Being a Better Human Being (yet another game) — is about G-O-D. In the Bible (and in the Quoran) God is a man; and God isn’t turned on by wealth or pride, by immodesty or vanity, or by g-strings or harp strings. That’s because he holds the marionette strings. It’s all over the Bible; He’s turned on by HONESTY — and the least-honest and most-unnatural thing in God’s world is fashion, the more the less, the less the more. Honesty doesn’t come naturally; that’s why we have religion and morality; and that’s why we have philosophy and ethics; and that’s why we eyes to read and tongues to teach.

When Rudi Gernreich invented the topless bathing costume for women in 1946), Richard Dey invented the bottomless bathing costume for men (yet another game)! The reasons why the former won is given above; but the reason why the latter lost is less obvious. Women don’t want to look at what they want to control because that wouldn’t be “robotic”; it would be too obvious, and they’d get caught. It’s a game, remember. Getting caught would eliminate the easy answer: that they want to control something that isn’t theirs. (Remember when the Jews were given Canaan — and moved in?) It’s like asking yourself: what did women invent to get out of the kitchen? Even the kitchen was a gay, American invention (Benjamin Thompson, Count Rumford, in the late 18th century — and the only thing in it that women invented to get out of it was the ABC-123 sampler on the wall, the stew on the back of the stove, and they’re so busy with fashion that it’s taken nearly 4 centuries to escape! Now there’s an unfashionable thought! and women have teamed up with gay men (who control fashion) because that will cover up their escape route …. Huh? Men look askance at the gay-feminist coalition — not because they aren’t being invited but because they know it isn’t going to work, and they’ll have to rush in with the stretchers. One can hear those sirens now!

If God wants the good guys (and gals) to win these games, what’s the sweet spot? Honestly, it’s HONESTY. Where’s honesty? in those Yankee ponds, at Haulover Beach in Miami, rather rawly on the net. It isn’t even in the men’s locker rooms anymore, is it …? Any naked football player can tell you that those female sports reports aren’t naked. That’s not equality (yet ANOTHER game). That’s manipulation (and that game has no rules at all!) Sometimes clothing is so obvious (;-). And nudity is so invisible. There’s a secret about honesty. Honesty can’t be manipulated; it’s not a wedding gown in the marriage game; there are no fashion queans on their knees pinning up bulging tummy or a flabby “but”. Rather, honesty is often the nudity we pretend not to see, averting our eyes, and contemplating something less real, less obvious, and not honest at all. If Christians, Jews, and Muslims can’t find honesty, they’re going to lose all of these games (they’ve already lost the Marriage Game) because you don’t play games with honesty. It doesn’t allow it. Who knows who’s going to win? But it won’t be those in bikinis passing the collection plates in a world where all things are “equal”. It’s not a game of chance. Honesty simply isn’t a game. It’s the honest truth of matters, something religion has long since lost contact with.

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